65+ Funny Jokes For Kids To Enjoy

We found the most hilarious jokes available for you to share with your loved ones. When you surprise someone with a humorous joke, you may be sure to make their day. These amusing jokes will make you laugh!

65+ Funny Kids Jokes

A lot of them are one-liners that you can remember to share again and again, and your children can tell their friends about them years later. With this extensive compilation of the greatest jokes, you can keep your loved ones entertained! We’re hoping they’ll find them to be really humorous funny jokes!

20 Funny Jokes to Make You Laugh

1. RIP, boiling water. You will be mist.

2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain.

3. What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.

4. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.

5. What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield.

6. How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.

7. What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.

8. How do you talk to a giant? Use big words.

9. How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

10. What does every birthday end with? The letter Y.

11. What goes up but never comes down? Your age.

12. What do you call a well-balanced horse? Stable.

13. What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.

14. What is fast, loud and crunchy? A rocket chip.

15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

16. What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

17. Where do polar bears keep their money? In a snowbank.

18. How do you make an egg roll? You push it!

19. What would bears be without bees? Ears.

20. What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? That hit the spot.

20 Funny Kids Jokes

21. What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet.

22. What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts

23. Where was King David’s temple located? Beside his ear.

24. What kind of water can’t freeze? Hot water.

25. What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.

26. Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.

27. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.

28. What is a computer’s favourite snack? Computer chips.

29. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you.

30. Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

31. What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.

32. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me.

33. What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick.

34. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

35. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday.

36. How does a scientist freshen her breath? With experi-mints.

37. How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night.

38. How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.

39. What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless.

40. What is a tornado’s favourite game to play? Twister.

25 Funny Jokes for Kids

41. What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

42. I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.

43. Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

44. What did the limestone say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granted.

45. Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon? Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

46. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.

47. What do cakes and baseball teams have in common? They both need a good batter.

48. Where would you find an elephant? The same place you lost her.

49. What is brown, hairy and wearing sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.

50. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

51. What building in your town has the most stories? The public library.

52. What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells.

52. Why did the little girl hit her birthday cake with a hammer? It was a pound cake.

53. Does a green candle burn longer than a pink one? No, they both burn shorter.

54. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

55. Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.

56. What did the little corn say to the mama corn? Where is popcorn?

57. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

58. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

59. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? Time to get a new clock.

60. How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience.

61. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

62. What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

63. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

64. What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed? A year older.

65. Why does a seagull fly over the sea? Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.

66. Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

67. Why do candles always go on the top of cakes? Because it’s hard to light them from the bottom.

68. When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? Because when you find it, you stop looking.

Last Words

We hope you have enjoyed and had great laugh while reading these funny jokes. Do share these among your friends to be that cool friend who have the best humour or share among your family members to make an effort to entertain them.

Laughing is said to be the medicine, encourage yourself to smile at times during your busy day. This was an small effort from our end for you to smile at these.